AI-Powered Brutality

RoastMy Resume.

Drop your resume. We'll find every vague claim, buzzword, and embarrassing cliché — and hold it against you.

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Drop your resume here
PDF, DOC, DOCX — we don't judge the format, just the content
Be specific — the better the context, the sharper the roast
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… people survived the roast (barely)
✦ "Team Player" — flagged 241 times✦ "Passionate" — means nothing to recruiters✦ "Excellent Communication Skills" — show, don't tell✦ "Results-Driven" — prove it with numbers✦ "Microsoft Word" as a skill — really?✦ Objective Statement — it's 2026, stop it✦ "Team Player" — flagged 241 times✦ "Passionate" — means nothing to recruiters✦ "Excellent Communication Skills" — show, don't tell✦ "Results-Driven" — prove it with numbers✦ "Microsoft Word" as a skill — really?✦ Objective Statement — it's 2026, stop it
Sample Roasts
Arjun S. — SWE @ Google
“Used ‘leveraged’ 7 times. You leveraged nothing. You wrote some code.”
Priya M. — Product
“3 pages for 2 years of experience. The audacity is actually impressive.”
Rahul K. — Data Science
“‘Proficient in Python’ with zero projects listed. Proficient at what exactly?”
Sneha T. — Design
“Your resume about design has the worst typography I’ve seen this week.”
Dev R. — Fresher
“Hobbies: ‘Reading and Travelling’. Revolutionary. Never seen that before.”
Karan M. — Finance
“You ‘assisted’ in everything. Did you do anything yourself?”
Ananya P. — Marketing
“Grew social media by 200%. Of what? From 5 followers to 15?”
Vikram N. — Backend
“Listed 22 skills. No projects. This is a wish list, not a resume.”